OK, I have to admit I kinda liked this movie. It's
not good. Actually, it's pretty bad but the three actresses (Drew Barrymore,
Lucy Liu, and Cameron Diaz), who play Charlie's Angels, infuse the
movie with a certain joie de vivre that makes it fun to watch. The
main thing they do here is to laugh at themselves. The original Charlie's
Angels while campy was not a comedy. The new version is definitely
a satire of the original. And like most movies, they didn't waste
a lot of money on the script. The setup is identical to its 1970's
predecessor. The angels are in the employ of the mysterious Charlie
Townsend, who I am happy to say, still has the voice of John Forsythe.
Bosley is back too, this time played by Bill Murray. While this film
gets the most out of its female stars, Murray, who has shown off the fact
that he is a comedy god in such films as Groundhog
Day, Ghostbusters and
Rushmore, is sadly
wasted here. The plot of Charlie's Angels is just a minor
hindrance to the action. The Agency is hired by the president (Kelly
Lynch) of a dot.com whose founder (Sam Rockwell) and his software have
both been kidnapped. The bad guy, supposedly, is one of their competitors
(Tim Curry) but early on we discover that it was all a setup. This
way we can have a black-leather-clad bad guy (Lynch) fighting a black-leather-clad
good guy (Liu) at the end of the movie. Actually, the best action
sequence happens near the beginning of the film when the three angels fight
the bad guys' slimy henchman (Crispin Glover). This fight sequence
is based amusingly on The Matrix.
Some of the comedy bits work better than others. In the first scene on
an airplane, they are watching, ``TJ
Hooker, The Movie.'' A whole lot of screen time is wasted setting
up and then doing a very unfunny and vaguely racist scene where Diaz appears
on Soul Train. Diaz
is definitely the weakest of the three angels. I really don't understand
her appeal. On the other hand, Barrymore, who also produced the movie,
does a great job and Liu, best known as Ling on Ally
McBeal, is good too. Glover, who recently crawled out from whatever
rock he was hiding under for Nurse
Betty, is perfect for the role of the henchman. Lynch and Rockwell
are pretty boring bad guys. Also, I'm not sure that Charlie's
Angels isn't an important addition to the post-feminist canon.
As the New York Times said in its review, ``Its three heroines ... are
meant to appeal both to teenage girls, who will admire their professionalism
and fighting spirit, and to teenage boys, who will find other things about
them to admire.'' This is the dichotomy of the characters in this
film where today's 21st century woman is as capable and tough as a man
but must remember to put on her makeup and shop at Victoria's
Secret. The subtext here is that men don't find capable women
attractive and so they must overcompensate by wearing lipstick and
wonderbras. Anyway, this is all on display in Charlie's Angels.
All the while they are saving the world, the super-genius angels seem to
be more interested in getting dates with low-grade morons. The message
is all too clear. They can have black belts in Karate or Ph.D.'s
in Nuclear Physics but if they don't have a date for Friday night, they
are worthless.