X-Men Status Report

Storm: Just fine and running the school

Cyclops: Kissed to death by Jean Grey

Wolverine: Still smoking after avoiding Cyclops fate

Professor X: Dead but maybe not

Magneto: Powers gone but maybe not

Rogue: Powers gone but gets to kiss Iceman

Mystique: Powers gone and bitter about it

Jean Grey: Really dead this time

The Beast: Still furry and blue

Pyro: Dead

Iceman: Ok but had to choose between Rogue and Kitty

Kitty: Ok but lost Iceman to Rogue

Juggernaut: Dead or maybe just unconscious

Angel: Still flying